Would you rather?

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1. eat chocolate covered grasshoppers or this freaky squid thing?

chocolate covered grasshoppers

2. never see another movie or never watch TV again?

Easy -- never see another movie. I don't watch them anyway.

3. be a superhero with a lame power or a supervillain with an awesome power?

A superhero with a lame power. The world has enough villains.

4. eat only salty snacks for the rest of you life, or only sweet snacks?
Easie, peasie. Salty snacks. I rarely eat the sweet stuff as it is. 

5. never read another book or never hear another song?

This is tough, but probably never read another book. I like music too much to give it up, and I read and write legal briefs for a living, so I have my fill of reading that way.

6. be a whale carcass remover or a sewer inspector?
Whale carcass remover. I don't do rats.

7. have no electricity or no running water?
Oh, this is TOUGH. I have to say no running water. It's hot in East Texas, and I like A/C. Plus, growing up I went camping enough that I'm not above "going" outside.

8. be a dog or a cat?

A dog, duh.

9. always be hot or always be cold?

Unless I'm nursing, I'm always cold and I don't mind it. My Mamaw says, "cold hands, warm heart."

10. be forced to watch all 3 High School Musicals on an endless loop, or the Twilight movies?

I'd just as soon shoot myself. Kidding.  I've never seen either, but I'll go with High School Musical.  With a pre-schooler in the house, Disney is on continuously in my house anyway.